it is our basic human right to be fuckups

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
p-wave-surfer
prettyaveragewhiteshark

So turns out…..you guys are not gonna believe this…….but it turns out. Reading real books. Is good for you actually.

prettyaveragewhiteshark

Let me be completely clear - I’m not being a sarcastic ass. I’m just realizing all over again, in real time, for myself, that reading a real life published book makes your neurons feel like they’re getting a spa day. Like I can feel my brain getting juicer and wrinklier with every page I turn. This shit is no joke, this is like hard drugs if hard drugs were good for you and made your brain feel revived and alive.

laugh but yeah based
eruthiawenluin
grox

I really wanna go to a rave but i'm scared because I jusg so happen to have the cop body type. And i only wear black steel toes twnnis shoes becau,e i'm scared of getting my wittle feet hurt... and i really wanna smoke weed there or do some dmt or someting but i'm autistic so i don't know the right social cues to ask for drugs so i always just ask people on the atreet if they havw drugs and they never say yes theg always leave me so im scared if I do that at the rave people will leave me... and i keep a walkie talkie in my pocket so i can always call my mommy when i'm scared...... so yeah

grox

Not to mention the handcuffs I discreetly keep in my back pocket in case I neeed to be handcuffed to something

grox

& I'm always shaving my head cuz i got lice